It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Christmas! That’s right, for one and a half months only, everything is basically the same except with tinsel on. And to celebrate this joyous occasion, we will be gathering in the Briton’s Protection for drinks and chat, much as we do in the other eleven months in which we also don’t think Jesus was born.
Be sure to set off early because you’ll probably have to shove your way through at least one of the interminable Christmas markets that are suddenly clogging up every slightly wide pavement like some boxy festive cholesterol.
Yay, Christmas, it says here.
Anyway, come to the social. It will be fun and the beer’s nice (and nobody has mulled it).